Farm-fresh eggs, baked goodies, and a whole lot of animal sass.

Welcome to Top Notch Farm—a small hobby farm tucked into the West Virginia mountains. We raise chickens, ducks, turkeys, quail, goats, donkeys, and sheep… and we’re grateful for every day the Lord gives us.

🥚 Farm-Fresh Eggs 🥖 Baked Goods 🐓 Happy Hens 🫏 Donkey Sass

Pro tip: Our stand is honor-system style. If it’s empty… the animals ate the inventory. (Kidding. Mostly.)

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Roadside Egg Stand

Swing by our little stand on Top Notch Dr for fresh eggs and seasonal goodies. Availability changes fast—because our flock doesn’t do “predictable.”

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Honor System
Please leave cash or use the payment option listed at the stand. Thank you for supporting our funny farm!

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Quick Info

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  • Eggs $___ / dozen
  • Duck eggs $___ / dozen
  • Baked goods seasonal

Tip: You can hide duck eggs if you don’t sell them often.

Today at the Stand

Update this list whenever you restock. (If you want, I can also make it pull from a simple Google Form later.)

✅ Available right now
🥚 Chicken Eggs — plenty 🥖 Fresh Baked Goodies — limited ☕ Hot Cocoa (seasonal) — while it lasts 🎁 Gift-ready items — yes
Last updated: Today

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Meet the Animals

Our cast of characters. Names below are placeholders—swap them with your real animal names!

Daisy
Donkey • Professional greeter
Known for: dramatic brays + supervising the egg stand like it’s her job.
Maple
Goat • Snack inspector
Known for: climbing things she absolutely should not be climbing.
Hattie
Hen • Egg department manager
Known for: yelling at everyone, then laying an egg like a hero.
Waddles
Duck • Splash coordinator
Known for: making mud puddles feel personally attacked.
Turkey Tom
Turkey • Holiday influencer
Known for: showing up uninvited and acting like he pays rent.
Cotton
Sheep • Fluff model
Known for: being adorable and slightly confused (relatable).

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Contact

Questions, bulk orders, or “are the eggs out right now?” messages—reach out!

  • Email: yourname@email.com
  • Phone/Text: (555) 555-5555

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Follow Along

Daily farm life, stand updates, and the occasional donkey drama:

  • TikTok: @topnotchfarm
  • Instagram: @topnotchfarm
  • Facebook: Top Notch Farm